5.29.2007

lazy lazy day

I think it must be hot. my string of clues started with being blasted with hot air upon opening the car door on my way home from work to the fact that the cats seem more lifeless than normal when they splay out on the floor. I don't think it's the kind of hot where they go into the basement to sleep, but it's hot enough. I don't care for it actually. i wonder if there are any entrepreneurs out there trying to invent a decarbondioxidization machine.. some kind of gigantic vacuum that sucks in greenhouse gasses and flatulates out o2 or something else that won't kill us all... in the meanwhile i should just lay as still as the cats do. just think of how i'll be when it's 95 this summer... it's only 75 now by my car thermometer... i'm doomed. doomed.

2 Comments:

Kimberleeeeeeeee said...

I would be excited to see that the answer to all this global warming crap was sucking and flatulating. It definately seems so much easier than the alternatives! I read this and immediately thought of Captain Planet...remember that show? They sure did a lot of sucking and flatulating on that show, but Whoopie the Mother Earth didn't seem to profit much from it. We'd like a hybrid van a lot but they are mega expensive! How did you fare with that almost 90 degree day? Crazy! To think I lived in California, Saudi Arabia and Hawaii and now it gets past 65 and I complain that it's sooo hot!!! "When our powers combine!!! (and when we're not too poor to purchase vehicles that don't contribute to green house gases!)..."

1:06 AM  
Courtney said...

Also with the geekiness... my first thought was seaquest dsv, where they had machines precisely like that, and then someone turned off the machines and right on cue no one on the planet could breathe. Classic.

4:37 AM  

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