Fried chicken grease spattering onto your arm! Fireworks accompanied by heavily percussive late Romantically "classical" music! Flirting with someone who you're attracted to and laughs at your jokes! Finding 50 dollars cash you forgot you left in that book! (Is that exciting enough stuff?) *pant, pant* That was so exciting I'm exhausted.
Bender has this bit of dialogue on his Facebook profile:
HOMER: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? LISA: No. HOMER: Ham? LISA: No. HOMER: Pork chops? LISA: Dad, those all come from the same animal. HOMER: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
Then, when I called Ben about an hour ago, we had the following bit of dialogue:
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Explosions, turmoil! Conquest! Heroism! Bananas and airplanes!!!!!!!!!!!!
That good enough?
Fried chicken grease spattering onto your arm! Fireworks accompanied by heavily percussive late Romantically "classical" music! Flirting with someone who you're attracted to and laughs at your jokes! Finding 50 dollars cash you forgot you left in that book! (Is that exciting enough stuff?) *pant, pant* That was so exciting I'm exhausted.
Bender has this bit of dialogue on his Facebook profile:
HOMER: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
LISA: No.
HOMER: Ham?
LISA: No.
HOMER: Pork chops?
LISA: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
HOMER: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
Then, when I called Ben about an hour ago, we had the following bit of dialogue:
ME: Hey.
BEN: Hey, what's up?
ME: [As I'm literally eating cake] I'm eating cake.
BEN: You're eating what? Pigs?
ME: Yes. Pigs. The wonderful, magical animals.
I find it amusing that both Pepe and I posted lists of exciting stuffs...
Or maybe I found it disturbing...
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