smack noise

i was just eating a gyro.. allegedly made of lamb, which i generally enjoy, but this one tastes like beef. i'm not sure what to do.. but it's never tasted like beef before.. so i'm pretty well convinced it was beef. i thikn lamb costs more.. so i paid for lamb, but probably got beef..

anyway. i was just making that noise you make like if you were smacking gum, but i had no gum.. so it was more like one of those old men with dentures slapping his tongue against the roof of his mouth. maybe i should hasten the denture era with tooth rotting deliciousness..