indeed
I just wanted to write a shitty review of a shittier movie. rob zombie created a steaming pile of something.. house of a thousand corpses. let me just say there was only one clever joke. i wasn't interested in the victims escaping, frankly, they were kind of unpleasant... the villains were just plain irritating, so i wanted to see them destroyed but of course, i would not be so lucky. but i must stress how irritating the victims were. completely irritating. the only person i thought was ok was that ugly freak show guy, who has clown face make-up. anyway. i hope this was enough to help you not see the movie, but not enough to just pique your interest. if you think i'm full of it, go see it. you'll be sorry.... and when you're disappointed because you left a piece of your life behind i won't gloat.. on the outside..
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Sound review. I probably would not have seen a Rob Zombie directed film anyway (even though he is the astro-creep 2000!) but you've confirmed for me why I wouldn't see a Rob Zombie directed film.
I think gloating on the outside would be appropriate if anyone saw it against your warnings.
When I read your post, I couldn't help but think of the Poopsmith's steaming pile of whatsit... Perhaps Rob Zombie needed the Poopsmith as an editor for his film.
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