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we got our bed.. well we bought our bed!.. but it will be delivered on friday, because that's how these things work apparently. i was pleased to have it done with. and tomorrow after work: microwave! we'll be able to nuke our food again! well, after we get it home and get it installed.. you can't just plug them in anymore.. you have to build them a little home over the range and let them nest there.. once their neurons burrow into the house and establish a connection with the central house-brain, then you can use it. and it will cook your food exactly how you tell it to.. with your mind. via your hands. but still with your mind.. hoohah. i'm gonna go to sleep now. and dream of microwaved vegetables.
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Hoooome! Hooooommmme on the raaaaaange... Where the waves and the vegetables play... Or somethin'. What was I really going to say? I've confused myself with a musical interlude. Argh. Oh yes... I was going to ask if Pierce Brosnan does the voice for your central house-brain. Or maybe Bronson Pinchot (having almost the same initials and B-name)... Oy... I'm going to go now.
this is why we don't have a microwave. it's all too complicated. and our building is like 40 years old or something so i don't think it has a central apartment building brain. the other reason we don't have one is that the kitty would probably tell it to make her food at all hours of the night and then she'd get fat. and nobody likes a fat cat. am i right?
okay bye.
alison
I knew someone that had an obscenely overweight feline... And she loved that little bugger. Strange love.
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