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Ben asks for a Martini from the various Liquors at the bar. for no reason he asked.. in the middle of a game of mah jongg. so i went. in the middle of the turn. perhaps to cheat at the game. I came down about five minutes later with a brown concoction and explained that I didn't have any light vermouth so the Martini wouldn't be light anyway. Then I realized I didnt have any gin either. So I put Whiskey in it.
And Ben was suitably grossed out when he tasted it and everyone laughed and then Kim came downstairs awhile later and said, "Is that first water out of the tap?"
and shannon said "words in the air" which makes no sense to anyone reading this but shannon.
the simpsons the very next day listed the ingredients to a martini