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i just read this hilarious article entitled "in defense of the chimpy corollary" ... i found it at mcsweeneys.net you might check it out. if you're not lame. the point is.. it was funny. i would like to try calling people chimpito whenver i get a chance. mostly at work. i'm going to start calling my coworkers that if i can. i like them so hopefully it won't offend any of them. maybe i will start calling my friends different chimpy names.. like chimparella, or george chimpton. or or how about chimpelyu, like the letter W as found in Jorje's name. so yeah. it would be good to measure the different level of offendedness with the different names. like if i start calling tony sluttychimparella, maybe he'll not be offended at all, but if i called say.... anyone else.. that. i think no one would like that. i do think i'll start calling barb chimpita, or maybe just chimpanada. or something like that. everyone will bask in my comic rip-off. it will be excellent. or i'll forget all about it tomorrow morning.